hermann shortly after they get together: I believe it would be,, prudent for us to discuss our… preferences before engaging in anything.
newt: you mean kinks? you wanna know my kinks? ok there’s tentacles, xeno, bodysharing, possession, macro/micro, not vore though i’m serious just a few things that are really similar to vore if you look at it a certain way, robots are pretty hot, and slime girls… maybe some tf…
hermann: ……..Do you have any kinks that are physically possible for two humans to engage in.
newt: look im SORRY that when the universe was filling out my kink card it forgot to give me anything “practical” but that’s just how it is on this bitch of an earth! at least mine are theoretically concrete concepts unlike your boner for abstract MATH.
hermann: At least math exists in this universe and is in fact the underlying basis of the universe and all things therein, up to and including “kinks”! It makes perfect sense to appreciate the deepest aesthetics of the natural world-
newt: ok god fine you got me, put down your math fetish as one of mine
